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#034:California
In recent years the idea of love triangles has become a little bit passe. If your mother hasn't slept with your boyfriend, and your dad's not marrying a woman half his age, then you're a nobody. Can you recognise this mixed relationship web, and tell us which TV show's first season this is based upon?
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Crimes of Fashion!
With Police Lieutenant Cornelius Day-Etherbrington and this week's guest detective, Perplex City Academy's Tippy Ankron
Aurora Belle
Cornelius: Now, Tippy, my dear, what is it we are burning our retinas with here?
Tippy: Why, it's a mini-skirt and thigh boots, Cornelius.
Cornelius: It certainly is, Tippy. And what is our rule about mini-skirts and thigh boots?
Tippy: Just. Don't.
Cornelius: Right. And Miss Belle, here, might think that such rules don't apply to such a delightful looking creature as her. But listen to me, Aurora, darling, they do. Twice over. In fact, the only good thing about this combo is that it is so hideous it is actually distracting us from the shocking waistcoat, not to mention the length of that hemline.
Tippy: I just hope she'd had an Anjsbourgan wax.
Cornelius: Quite. One out of ten. It'd be zero, but at least those boots are brown.
56 Sentinel Sunday
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