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#014:Cracked Crackers
THE PEOPLE OF PERPLEX CITY ARE FASCINATED BY EARTH CUSTOMS AND TRADITIONS. THIS YEAR, A LEADING FIREWORK MANUFACTURER IN THE CITY HAS PRODUCED A NEW LINE, BASED ON AN OLD BRTISH TRADITION - FESTIVE CRACKERS. UNFORTUNATELY, THE CRACKER JOKES HAVE BECOME SEPARATED FROM THEIR PUNCHLINES! WITHOUT EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF EARTH TRIVIA, THE PERPLEX CITIZENS CAN'T WORK OUT HOW TO PUT THEM BACK TOGETHER.
CAN YOU IDENTIFY WHICH JOKE GOES WITH WHICH ANSWER?
Signed by Von
A. M.T.G.G.
A. A Damson in distress
A. Wi Jammin
A. Douglas
A. No idea
A. Because he's only got little legs
A. Wet Feet
A. A budgie with no teeth
A. At launch time
A. The Isle of Wight Ferry
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